Waking up to this mothafucka bitch you can’t do this tuh meh with out any warning!

Aug 27 8:20 ( 56 )

What if…..

Aug 27 7:43 ( 65 )

g-o-t-t-a-g-e-t-o-u-t:

CAN WE JUST!!!

Aug 27 7:34 ( 3953 )
   Anonymous:
   you and i have so much in common its scary pls be my best friend

Let’s be bffls 😘

Aug 26 22:05 ( 2 )

babygoatsandfriends:

breebade:

A few years ago at my school there was a senior prank where two goats were released in the school and were labeled “1” and “3”. The teachers and administrators spent four hours trying to find goat “2”.

thats hilarious

Aug 26 21:19 ( 168901 )

lukesextme:

Same.

Aug 26 20:51 ( 877 )

lukesextme:

Thanks Calum.

Aug 26 20:51 ( 257 )

lukesextme:

lukesextme:

thatfuckinluke:

lukesextme tumblr gave me the option to either follow you or just

I say just plunge it to the depths tbh.

Did you plunge it to the depths?

You never answered my question.

Aug 26 20:50 ( 36 )

lukesextme:

If this ever happened:

This is pretty much how i would react:

Aug 26 20:49 ( 6656 )

lukesextme:

GUY: "Hey cutie let me get them directions into your pants hehe ;)"

ME: 

Aug 26 20:49 ( 9882 )
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